They form a mediocre Call of Duty clan and spend years perfecting tactics they will never use in life. At the height of their new career, they take 5th in a tournament but it is due to a forfeit by the other team so its kind of a muted victory. Over the years, they heroically develop resentment for the world outside of their gaming bubble. Their mastery of choosing lobbies full of opponents with horrible kill / death ratios is LEGENDARY and is still whispered about nervously in certain dark corners of the city.
What a team!
Hawkeye, you glorious purple suited diva...